U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
im about as happy as oj after his trial
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
