isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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