so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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