It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
it's great music for shaving your balls
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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