I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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