Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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