You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ladies don't puke and tell
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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