So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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