Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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