So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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