Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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