Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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