Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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