Christians are straight up FREAKS
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I cut my penus on the lid.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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