why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
