hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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