so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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