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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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