if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
your room smells of hookers.
And success
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
