oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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