it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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