Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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