I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
whose ass print is on the piano?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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