I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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