Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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