My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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