Did you just see the Batmobile???
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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