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You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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