She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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