Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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