look no pants
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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