no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
