So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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