Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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