hotel room ftw
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
