hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We are two peas in an std pod
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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