We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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