dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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