Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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