ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize
