Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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