How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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