I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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