Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we're making bets on your personal life
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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