you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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