Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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