It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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