Jerry, you need to find god
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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