i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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