1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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