I showed him my bush... on skype.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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