i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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