god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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