wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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