lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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